Thursday July 23rd 2009
This wasn't actually today but Kevin told me today about a mistake he almost made. He said that he was holding a match up to a thermometer. I asked him what was wrong with that and he said because there's mercury in it, I could've died. We don't even own a mercury thermometer, we only have digital ones.Bravo Kevin.
Thursday July 23rd 2009
Today, Kevin and I pointed out that he had failed to make a "Bravo Kevin" moment in 3 days. Promptly following this conversation after dinner, Kevin shattered a glass with his ass. Apparently a glass was left in Kevins couch from lunch. He plopped down on the couch and then we heard the crash. Bravo Kevin. *P.S- My apologies for not having my camera ready, I need to learn to have the camera rolling at all times. I'll get him next time.*
*UPDATE*Later tonight Kevin got the vacuum to try to clean the glass out of the couch. He waited until my dad was gone to do it so he wouldn't find out bout the glass. I guess Kevin forgot about the website. Anyways I was in the bathroom while Kevin tried vacuuming and all I hear is the vacuum starting and then stopping abruptly with a crash.He broke the vacuum cleaning the glass. Bravo Kevin.(Oh and don't worry Dad I fixed the vacuum.)
Monday July 19th 2009
Today I bet Kevin that he wouldn't spray his body spray in his eyes for 7 seconds and he did. See the video on the videos page here.
Sunday July 18th 2009
Today Kevin and I watched Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. I don't know anything bout Potterness so I had to ask a lot of questions. The subject of some prophecy involved in the book came up and Kevin tried to explain it to me."The prophecy says that Lebron has to kill Voldemort". I assume he confused the two "Chosen Ones". Bravo Kevin.
Friday July 17th 2009
Today me and my brother Danny tried to explain to Kevin what a jetski is. He was confused to say the least:
Kevin-Wait so he fell off the skis?
Danny-No, there are no actual skis. He was riding on the back of the jetski.
Kevin-Yah he was riding skis attached to a motor boat.
Danny- No we were on a jetski.
Kevin-Yah thats what i said.
Danny-No you're talking about waterskiing.
Kevin-Then what were you on?
Danny-A jetski!
Gary-Kevin, do you remember the Jet Moto games?
Kevin-Yah I loved that game.
Gary-Well that's what he was riding.
Kevin-So you were in the snow?
Danny-That's snowmobiles!
Wednesday July 15th 2009
Today Kevin continued to refuse to talk to me. It was quite possibly the longest grudge he's held against me. It's all over now, but it was mildly impressive.
Just a side note here ... apparently I have some of the stupid genes that Kevin received because today I stapled my finger. Ouch. See pictures...
Tuesday July 14th 2009
Today, while working for our dad, Kevin decided that he would no longer be talking to him. He insisted that I was mean and I don't deserve to talk to him. Whatever. Anyway he also happened to watch some vegetarian support video thingys that showed animals being tortured so they could be eaten or whatever. So of course, Kevin being the devious little weirdo he is, decided to draw a picture of me. Bravo Kevin.
Monday July 13th 2009
UPDATE!:Today Kevin's phone has been declared officially dead. The rice treatment did no help and now he will no longer be able to talk to his "friends".
Sunday July 12th 2009
Today after playing baseball Kevin thought it may be a good idea to go for a swim to cool off. Good idea right? Well it was until he jumped into the pool with his phone in his pocket. Bravo Kevin.
Today at subway ..Kevin-Can I get a 12 inch honey oat on a subway club ... Faill... Do you want it toasted?? Uhh lettuce tomato onion ... No do you want it toasted... Ohhh il have provalone. Bravo Kevin.
Friday July 10th 2009
Today Kevin was hungry so he decided to heat up Arby's in the microwave with the wrapper.*fire appears in the microwave* Kevin-Gary get water! *Gary gets water and tosses it onto the fire* Kevin-Dont throw it at the fire .. Gary-Oh what you were thirsty?....Kevin-Your an idiot dont you know that water and electrical appliances makes fire...Gary- says the one who put metal in the microwave... Bravo Kevin