Kevinisms

Definition- Things that Kevin has said that either are just pure pathetic and/or mean absolutely nothing to a normal person, but something to him.

"Lebron James is the worst basketball player ever."

"Did you know that the owner of UFC is a girl? Her name is Dana."

"Hey that song goes If you didn't wanna marry it then you shouldn't have put a ring on it right?"(Reffering to Single Ladies By Beyoncé)

"He hit a homerun behind himself!"

"Do you think you'll be home in time to watch Gregs Anatomy"

"Well it's annonymous Gary, you're not doing band."

"I deserve to win Candyland mom, becuase I like candy more than you do."

"What's a boner?"

"I may not have common sense, but I do have Kevin Sense"